Who: Walter Schellenberg, me
When: April 2011
How: ink, computer
"He [Walter Schellenberg] was infamous for his "office fortress" desk, which had two automatic guns built into it that could be fired by the touch of a button."
Saw that on Wikipedia and this is what it eventually turned into in my head. (Might have been useful to actually look up some pictures of him too, he looks nothing like himself. :'D)
That's me there, because I had to ruin Schellenberg's fun and tell him that I don't believe he will be appearing in my Nazis vs Zombies storyline. Should probably take my distance before informing him.